US government and military negotiators are also familiar with the ‘fat man at the buffet’ behavior. Back when the People’s Liberation Army was invited to the RIMPAC exercise – despite plenty of misgivings on the US side, the PLA officers attending the planning conference insisted the PRC have the co-equal role with the Americans in the exercise. Not exactly how you make a good impression.
This lack of restraint can have strategic effects. Case in point: If the PRC had kept up its charm offensive of the 2000’s for another five years they might have ‘won.’ Most countries in the Asia-Pacific region were saying that United States warnings (such as they were) were overwrought. And since China was not a threat there was no need to improve their own military capabilities.
Even US military officers were saying the same thing. Remember Admiral Thomas Keating, then- INDOPACOM commander, offering in 2009 to help the Chinese Navy figure out aircraft carriers?
All Beijing had to do was ‘bide it’s time.’ But it couldn’t.
Admiring the Trickster
A Western lawyer in Hong Kong explained to me a decade ago how the Chinese admire the trickster. Someone who makes outrageous demands ー and even tries to do things that are clearly illegal. If they get away with it they are admired even more…. and if they get caught… well…. at least they tried.
Strange behavior? Don’t we sometimes admire the ‘lovable rogue’?
The Americans Won’t Do Anything
The PRC might also have fairly thought the Americans wouldn’t do anything ー being so keen to get the bilateral relationship back on track. Except for a few years during the Trump era, over the last four or five decades Beijing has pretty much gotten away unscathed, no matter what it does.
Steal 23 million US government employee files from the Office of Personnel Management? Nothing. Take over the South China Sea? Nothing. Steal US Navy underwater drones? Nothing. Send balloons over Guam? Nothing. And over Barking Sands? Nothing.
Do you think we’d have heard about the balloon if a Montanan hadn’t looked upwards and taken a picture? Vegas would give you odds that the Biden Administration would have kept it quiet ー and sent Tony Blinken to Beijing for a lecture.
Indeed, months ago commercial airline pilots reported balloons between the Hawaiian Islands and the US West Coast. And not a word from the US government.
The Chinese may be as grabby as the fat man at the buffet, but the Americans have a pathologic need to talk and engage with the PRC ー and any amount of groveling is fine. The Chinese communists know it.
A Bargaining Chip
For decades the PRC has been furious about American surveillance, like spy flights off its coasts ー even though these are lawful and over international waters. Perhaps sending the spy balloons was settling things up ー or at least offering a bargaining point for Secretary of State Blinken’s visit. China would say, “You don’t like our balloons? Stop your flights off our coast ー and in our airspace ー since the South China Sea is Chinese territory ー and has been since historical times.”
Papa Xi Didn’t Know
The Chinese might also have thought America’s China Hands would defend them if they got caught. They were right. One heard early on that maybe some PLA or Ministry of State Security ‘hawks’ were trying to sabotage Xi Jinping‘s latest ‘charm offensive’ and attempts to improve ties with the USA.
Perhaps. But in these kinds of regimes what’s the upside benefit to doing something ‘the boss’ doesn’t like or approve of? It’s unlikely you’ll hear: “Kid…I like your moxie.” More likely is a 9mm round in the back of the head.
A corollary to this argument is that Xi just didn’t know about the balloon. One hears it all the time from the China hands. Concentration camps? Organ harvesting? Xi just doesn’t know. If he did it would stop.
Here’s a test for any China-hand: Go to the PRC and head out for a stroll, say at 9:00 PM. Bring a Sharpie with you and draw a mustache on a poster of Xi Jinping. See if the cops are waiting for you before you get back to your hotel ー or five minutes after you arrive.
Finding the Humor
All in all, the Chinese balloons shouldn’t have been much of a surprise ー as will be the case with whatever Beijing does next.
Still, there’s no need to be entirely glum. At least if you’re in Beijing.
A friend who knows the PRC well, told me: “China has a sense of humor exceedingly and mysteriously similar to American humor. For some reason, it is the one area of close commonality between our two cultures.”
It is very easy to imagine that within the Standing Committee of the CCP Politburo they are chuckling at the thought of responding to a bag of hot air that flew into their airspace last August (ie, Nancy Pelosi) with their own bag of hot air flying into American airspace last week.
Maotai all-around.
